Person: So what are you currently studying?
Me: Psychology at Temasek Polytechnic
Person: WOW! Can you read my mind?
No, I cannot. No, WE cannot. Nobody can read minds. Psychology is the study of human behavior and mental processes. Where in that definition did you get the idea that we can read minds? It was ok the first few times, then after awhile it just gets so irritating. Sometimes when people ask me that kind of questions, I don’t feel like answering them at all. I think its a waste of time. So here’s to all the lame people who ask these kind of stupid questions to Psychology students.
You wanna know what I’m thinking now?
I’m thinking about letting the palm of my hand meet your face.