Please dont bore me with your constant ‘updating’ of your lives. I dont give a rat’s ass about where you’re gonna go, what you have achieved, where you have to go that you’re dreading, what you have bought, BLAH BLAH BLAH.
A family gathering, is a bonding session. Not a “Update about how great my life is” session. really. this is where I’ll say this sentence in the most pekat, kental like dodol, malay you can ever hear me speak in
TAK TANYA PON.
So. If people never ask, SHUT UP. Or else you’re just gonna come off as arrogant and hao lian.
Oh wait. YOU ALREADY ARE.